1. Richard Hamshaw

Aerial Ability:

Aggression:

Agility:

Appetite:

Balls:

Bollockings:

Drinking Ability:

Dribbling:

Eccentricity:

First Touch:

Flair:

Ginger Power:

Handling:

Hospital Balls:

Passing:

Positional Sense:

Rushing Out:

Shot Stopping:

Strength:

Technique:

Use of feet:

Value:

Squad Status:

Special Skills:

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If I was a former Wednesday player I would be:

Honours:

Last Season:

This Season:

One thing you didn't know about this young man:

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£13,580,000

Key Player

Chickens Phalice

Tony Christie

Lance Key

The Ginger Power Award for services to Karaoke 2007

GP:17 AR:6.73

GP:19 AR:7.8

This young shotstopper has won the prestigious 'Keith 'Ragtash' Pond Plumber of the Year' Award for the last five years.