2. Michael hodgson

Acceleration:

Aggression:

Appetite:

Balls:

Bollockings:

Drinking Ability:

Dribbling:

Eccentricity:

Finishing:

First Touch:

Flair:

Ginger Power:

Heading:

Hospital Balls:

Long Shots:

Marking:

Pace:

Passing:

Positional Sense:

Set Pieces:

Strength:

Tackling:

Technique:

Value:

Squad Status:

Special Skills:

Sponsored By:

If I was a former Wednesday player I would be:

Honours:

One thing you didn't know about this young man:

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£8,400,400

First Team Squad

The only man in Conisbrough without an electronic tag

Porky's Swine Flu Remedy

Wim Jonk

The only Tonka player without a goal to his name.

Michael Hodgson only turned up to watch one Tonka match, but because he brought his boots with him, he's been a first team regular ever since