6. lawrence youel

Acceleration:

Aggression:

Appetite:

Balls:

Bollockings:

Drinking Ability:

Dribbling:

Eccentricity:

Finishing:

First Touch:

Flair:

Ginger Power:

Heading:

Hospital Balls:

Long Shots:

Marking:

Pace:

Passing:

Positional Sense:

Set Pieces:

Strength:

Tackling:

Technique:

Value:

Squad Status:

Special Skills:

Sponsored By:

If I was a former Wednesday player I would be:

Honours:

One thing you didn't know about this young man:

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20

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20

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£2,000,000

Manager = Has to be Key Player.......Hmmmm

His Hair and His Economicalness

Constant Security and Laura

Kim Olsen

The Chicken's Phalice Award for Goal of the

Season 2007 (somehow) v Modern Greats

Lawrence became so addicted to cheese that he once considered changing his name to Cheese McPizza. He also claims to have played a key role in the research of the highly-coveted Bessamar Smelting Process.